AVAILABILITY

I am only taking on select new clients due to high project volumes. Returning clients maintain priority.

I don't accept all projects. I only take on new clients who have a realistic concept of time, budget, and an admirable vision. I am always available for consultations, and sometimes a project will tickle my fancy enough for me to overbook and take it on. Returning clients always retain priority in the work queue.

Please keep in mind that a typical branding project ranges from 2-3 weeks depending on the scope of the project. Inquire for specific availability, timelines, and project quotes.

QUE SERA, SRA

I live by my own crafted phrase "normal is relative." Self-proclaimed artist, nomad, logo designer, typographer, calligrapher, animal activist, doodler, serigrapher, painter, illustrator, writer, grower (and sometimes killer) of plants, awkward dance champion (literally, won an award), and in-the-car-singer-extraordinaire. I force myself to fit into many weird and often ill-fitted hats and just find a way to make it work.

Triple dog mom. Struggling perfectionist in denial. Professional wildcard.

What I do

I create brands, identities, packaging, websites, experiences, and develop marketing strategies for companies. I tend to work mostly with start-ups and small businesses. The way I explain it to my family is, "I make shit look pretty." While this is valid, my process is much more extensive and requires a lot of heavy research and experimentation before I even present anything to you. However, I keep our collaborative efforts as simple and seamless for you. Don’t worry, I stress enough for the both of us.

gyst

My newest company that gives Brand Jobs and crafts unique Human Experiences. I am only accepting work through Gyst because it is my employer and we have a team:

get your shit together

Disclaimer

My sincerity is often confused for sarcasm, which is a fair assumption because I almost always am.

favorites

words, typography, pretty much any living being with fur or feathers or scales, puns, helping humanity and animals, carving your own destiny, a challenge, learning, intellect, wit, sarcasm, laughing to the point of near-pain, the abnormal, exploring minds, science stuff, shooting pool, originality, video games, summer and fall, the environment, gardening, traveling, playing dress up, being a realist

HARD PASS

stagnancy, people generally but some of you are cool, dishonesty, being repeatedly interrupted, loud babies, any babies, foodie pictures, religious or political opinions, parental disrespect, celebrities, the inability to thrive without a phone, eternal pessimism, closed minds, being a general dickbag

I’m hungry, not starving

I don’t need "the exposure" or "great opportunities". I love what I do, but it's still a job and I need to be paid for the work I put in for you. I don’t offer discounts so don’t ask. Referrals are preferred for new clients.

I can be quite opinionated. I will not hesitate to tell you that you're wrong and interject my viewpoint. I expect it to be understood that I am a professional in my industry and my input is crafted from what I've seen succeed and fail in the market. I have your best interests at heart and look forward to our spirited tête-à-têtes. I love a debate.

I am not a Photoshop jockey. I will not replicate something that you found. A) It's immoral and illegal to copy someone's work and B) It's insulting that you wouldn't believe I could do better. All new clients are required to fill out my questionnaire [to be provided].

Unfortunately, I am only human and can only perform at human speeds. Nothing happens overnight, and stop saying you needed it "yesterday." So over it.

There is no such thing as a design emergency. No one’s life depends on dielines getting to the printer. Calm down.

A deposit is due at signing to reserve your spot in the schedule; cost varies depending on the project.